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Editor says, what if "the Body" got to see the recovered alien body from the Roswell Saucer crash? Please note that the opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the views of the author(s). This story was published in the December 2010 edition of Changing the Times Magazine.
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In 2009, on this day Jesse Ventura and his cameramen from the new TruTV show "Conspiracy Theory" were smuggled into the notorious "Blue Room" by a rogue officer at the Wright-Patterson Air Force Base.
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Conspiracy Theory with Jesse VenturaNeedless to say, the holding room for UFO evidence has the highest security classification of any Federal Property in the United States. Even the Senatorial Intelligence Chairman, former Presidential Candidate and USAF Brigadier General Barry Goldwater was denied access.
I've been a mayor; I've been a governor. Now I get to be a detective and seek the truth.In a 1994 interview on the CNN television show hosted by Larry King, Goldwater stated ~ I think at Wright-Patterson, if you could get into certain places, you'd find out what the Air Force and the government does know about UFOs. Reportedly, a spaceship landed. It was all hushed up. I called [Professional Head of the USAF] Curtis LeMay and I said, "General, I know we have a room at Wright-Patterson where you put all this secret stuff. Could I go in there?" I've never heard General LeMay get mad, but he got madder than hell at me, cussed me out, and said, "You can't go in there and I can't go in there. Don't ever ask me that question again!"
Fifteen years later, Ventura succeeded where Goldwater had failed. An American politician, former governor of Minnesota, Navy UDT veteran, actor, and former radio and television talk show host, "the Body" used his unique network of connections and broad public sympathy to open a number of doors previously considered closed to even the most determined of conspiracy theory investigators.
Smuggled into the Hangar, Ventura was taken into the command deck of a recovered flying saucer. At the climax of the show, the rogue officer rotates an alien looking dial covered in hieroglyphics and the room is flooded with the ear-drum splitting sound of Aerosmith. "Decent" agreed Ventura in his gruff voice.
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~ And what happens next?
~ In the next episode, JV interviews various friends and family members and they universally agreed that he is an insight-free beefcake brain donor that is abusing his celebrity status to share absolutely nothing worth knowing to fill up TV time with more mindless junk. Or perhaps I'm being unkind!
Comment from Robert Baker on Facebook: Sorry but this too extreme. My dad served as Executive Officer for Air Force Logistics Command at Wright Pat during the 60's. I was a typical Zoomie Brat and can pretty much say that all of this hanger hype is just that. I believe a series on this was done years ago by channel 7 in Dayton.
~ In the next episode, he shows us what's REALLY at the moon landing site - using the recovered flying saucer, of course!
Comment from Tom Loy on Facebook: I don't think there are outer space aliens. It's more likely that that 'space aliens' are a cover story for top secret anti-gravity technology that the military has. The technology may be derived from the work of various scientists-like Nikola Tesla, T. Henry Moray,John Searle, and some Nazi scientists.
Comment from Tom Loy on Facebook: I don't think there are outer space aliens. It's more likely that that 'space aliens' are a cover story for top secret anti-gravity technology that the military has. The technology may be derived from the work of various scientists-like Nikola Tesla, T. Henry Moray,John Searle, and some Nazi scientists.
~ This would be a huge push for the Freedom of Information Act. If we got that kind of technology going public, we'd see all kinds of leaps forward. I'd hope for faster intercontinental air travel, personally. Oh, and interstellar travel while we're on it.
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