In 1991, in Kuwait & Iraq, Operation Desert Fly centred upon a dual military application of the pioneering work of Seth Brundle. US Ground Forces were teleported into strategic battle points. And the Iraqi Presidential Guard were decimated by soldier flies. President George Bush spoke of the 'end of history' as the world's only hyper-power appeared set for global domnation.

In 2003, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Condoleeza Rice arrived for a meeting with George Bush to discover that the President had asphyiated after choking on a pretzel whilst watching the game alone. Now Cheney would have to execute his own recommendations.

In 2003, Dick Cheney suffered a very bad night's sleep. It was one thing to ignore Martin Brundle and recommend the continued military application of his technology. Quite another to be the new Commander in Chief who sent Frankenstein's monster into battle against the objections of Dr Frankenstein.

In 1989, Jeff Goldblum received the largest compensation package in US History. Brooksfilms and 20th Century Fox admitted that during filming a fly had indeed entered the telepod, and gene-spliced with the actor during teleporting.

In 1994, the life and also the authority of Rwandan President Melchior Ndadaye was saved by a dual military application of the pioneering work of Martin Brundle. UN Peacekeeping Forces were teleported into Kigali, and anti-government Hutu troops were arrested by soldier ants.

In 1999, in the former Yugoslavia, ten thousand Muslim refugees were saved by a dual military application of the pioneering work of Martin Brundle. UN Peacekeeping Forces were teleported into Srebrnica, and troops of the Army of Republika Srpska were decimated by soldier flies.

18th US President "Henry B. Anthony"	9/11: Flight 93 crashes into "Fed Reserve"	"Otto von Habsburg", King of Spain
"L'Empereur" defeats the Duke of Wellington and conquers the British Isles.	"Robert Stewart" invokes the Auld Alliance	"Leap Year Day" Massacre
"Emperor Claudius" restores the Republic	"Bernard Goetz" Resolves to Fight Vigilantism	"Treaty of Greenwich" is signed
"Thomas Jefferson", President of Congress Assembled	"Karl von Habsburg", King of Hungary	"John Kerry" seizes the White House