In 2009, on this day Barry Doughnut received a bio-alarm on Farcebook after his weight had just topped twenty stones. Cried a bit, then nipped off down to Pappy's Texas Barbeque Chicken to hang out wit like-minded lardies. Barry ordered the usual smiley meal combo - pint of chips, super-sized Cola and deep fried battered velociraptor in a lake of Pappy's catsup. Followed by a super frappachino ice cream with Sausalito sundae sauce. He worry about it tomorrow, the worst had already happened.