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Imagine what would be, if history had occurred a bit differently. Who says it didn't, somewhere? These fictional news items explore that possibility. Written by Alternate Historian

'Puritan World' by Todayinah Ed.
Todayinah Editor Todayinah Ed. says, this is our most exciting and also confusing thread. An infusion of ideas from Margaret Attwood (Handmaiden's Tale), Arthur Miller (Crucible) and many others describing an alt-world in which Christianity is ruthlessly pursued with extremely dogmatic puritanism. If you're interested in viewing samples of my other work why not visit Todayinah site.


July 23

In 5923, of this Christian Mundane Era the following notice was published in Wuttermberg ~ with due regard to the sworn testimony of God-fearing citizens, in accordance with the Lord's holy scripture, the semite Let there be lightAlbert Einstein sentenced with cum fossa et furca to be executed by drowning-pit and gallows on the morrow morning. Found guilty of advocating heretical science by magistrates of this good parish of Ulm.
Persuant to Holy Scripture, Genesis 1 (The Beginning) Verses 3-4 refers ~
And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night". And there was evening, and there was morning - the first day.
On this day of our Lord, 5863 C.M.U. Not the potter, but the potter's clay. Amen.



August 4

In 5863, of this Christian Mundane Era the following notice was published in the county of Kent ~ with due regard to the sworn testimony of God-fearing citizens, in accordance with the Lord's holy scripture, Monkey TrialCharles Robert Darwin sentenced with cum fossa et furca to be executed by drowning-pit and gallows on the morrow morning. Derelict in Bible study, and found guilty of heresy by magistrates of this good parish of Orpington.
Persuant to Holy Scripture, Genesis 1 (The Beginning) Verses 26:27 refers ~
Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground". So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.
On this day of our Lord, 5863 C.M.U. Not the potter, but the potter's clay. Amen.



January 31

In 1957, the following notice was published ~ following sworn testimony from his God-fearing sibling Jesse Garon, No Music Except With Human Tongue

without prejudice of family loyalty, Elvis Aaron Presley sentenced to trial by water, by magistrates of this good parish of Tupelo, Mississipi, persuant to Holy Scripture, Make No Music Except With Human Tongue Saith The Lord God refers, on this day of our Lord, 1958. Not the potter, but the potter's clay. Amen.



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